You might be a LifeGuard if . . .

...you have ever price shopped for Top Ramen.

...you live in a house with 3 couches, none of which match.

...you consider Macaroni and Cheese a balanced meal.

...you have ever written a check for 45 cents.

...you have ever seen two consecutive sunrises without sleeping.

...your underwear supply dictates the time between laundry loads.

...you average less than 3 hours sleep some nights.

...your trash is overflowing and your bank account isn't.

...you know where you're going to eat supper on Tuesday nights!

...you know you're fed on Tuesday nights in HIS NAME!

...you know the folks of the Grand Strand Baptist churches love each of you.

God bless each of you!

Thanks for looking after us and our loved ones!

 

 

 

 

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